The date is currently The Second Of April. As it turns out I completely forgot about April Fool's Day so kudos to me and my smartness. Ok so I'm typing to you to tell you that I get My L's (or learners permit for DRIVING A BLOOMIN CAR) in TWO DAYYYYYS and so I thought I should tell you, if you ever come to Sillibasco, Antartica, dont walk on the roads, or sidewalk. HAHAHAHAA oh I do crack myself up. You believed that there are roads in Antartica. Dont you feel silly?
I think now is a good time to point out that I'm in a good mood, did you guess?
When I get into said "good mood" it usually ends with me chewing on golf tee's and I will in fact call up my friends tell them to come over we will have tea partys like The Mad Hatter and The March Hare. I prefer being the Hatter. The conversations curiouser and curiouser (teeheehee) until BANGBAMBOOMBADADING one of our heads explodes with fireworks and a singing rat comes flying down on an umbrella. Then we steal his umbrella and run outside in the rain... or sunlight... and get all wet IN A COMPLETELY ON SEXUAL WAY, readers you should be ashamed for even thinking of such a disgusting topic. I am very dissapointed in you. Nah, I'm just shitting with you....
I will leave you with a shread of sanity, so I am going to go have my head exploded
Xx. Red
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